Lets Play a Game

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 07/31/2016 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

1

32

How about a little automotive “Never Would I Ever”. Inspired by a car I just saw on eBay, give me your best “Never would I ever buy a (car) with (problem).” I’ll get us started.

Never would I ever buy an Alfa Romeo Milano that suffered an electrical fire.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Okay, your turn.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 21:58

6

Never would I ever buy an early 2000's automatic Honda that has it’s original transmission.....

oh wait I have done that before

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/31/2016 at 21:59

1

Ha. That’s a good one...I’ve only owned one early 2000s Honda and it was a stick. Still, the clutch slipped.

Matt Nichelson > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:00

1

Never would I ever buy any vehicle that still had original Lucas electrics.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Matt Nichelson 07/31/2016 at 22:02

2

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:06

1

Never would I ever buy a 1980's Subaru that had ever been near the rust belt.

/Would probably buy that Verde if he had somewhere to work on it.

bhtooefr > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:06

1

Never would I ever buy a Volkswagen or Audi product with the 096/097/098 or 01M/01N/01P automatic transmissions, unless I intended to immediately replace the transmission with a manual.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:07

1

I don’t think there’s a car I wouldn’t buy.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 07/31/2016 at 22:07

0

You could hear 80's Subarus rust around here.

Even as I was posting the Alfa, I was saying to myself “but if it was in New England I’d have it bookmarked”.

My citroen won't start > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:18

1

I would never every buy something plagued by the boringness. (or aftermarket wheels, audio, screens, etc)

C62030 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:18

1

Never would I ever buy an old car with a massive hairline crack in the windshield. Oh, wait. I did that. Crap.

Scary__goongala! > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:24

1

Never would I ever buy a Volkswagen.

Mercedes Streeter > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:27

0

Never would I ever buy a 10+ year old Mazda that has ever been driven in the snow.

wiffleballtony > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:42

1

Never would I ever buy an AMG product out of warranty.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 22:52

0

I’d never buy anything with visible rust (unless it is just that surface patina rust they get in the desert southwest). If care was that poor or rustproofing so mediocre, the horrors that await you are probably not worth the effort.

Realistically, if you want a car bad enough and the parts are available, only very recent cars are difficult to repair and only the electrical parts. Mechanical stuff isn’t a problem, it’s body/rust and electrical that tend to be the most difficult to repair.

Matt Nichelson > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 23:01

1

Haha that’s awesome.

Wacko > Mercedes Streeter 07/31/2016 at 23:13

0

Trust me, no Mazda older than 5 years. I live in northwestern Quebec. Here everything rusts.

This is how many first gen mazda3 look.

My first brand new car was a silver 2003 protege5 that I got the dealer to do a rust proofing.

In 2004 I had even had rust showing up under the rust proofing.

Spridget > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 23:42

1

Never would I ever buy a car with a rod knock

Never would I ever buy a car with a few (but not all) of the pistons stuck

Never would I ever buy a car that needed a major transmission rebuild

Never would I ever buy a car with major frame rust

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/31/2016 at 23:51

1

Never would i ever buy a Cummins or Duramax.

Powerstroke for lyfe!

TheHondaBro > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/01/2016 at 00:01

1

Never would I ever buy a rotary-powered car.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/01/2016 at 00:02

0

Stop. Making. Me. Nervous. You. Fuckass.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/01/2016 at 00:04

1

Never will I ever buy something FWD (or at least FWD biased)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/01/2016 at 00:46

1

Never would I ever buy a B5 S4 with any sort of leak or flood damage.

Frenchlicker > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/01/2016 at 01:27

0

Never would I ever buy a car with a shot frame.

Never would I ever buy a car with a title that states flood damage(unless for LeMons, maybe).

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 08/01/2016 at 06:05

0

Fuck yeah.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/01/2016 at 06:06

0

I honestly expected more Audi/VW stuff on here. Because never would I ever buy an Audi/VW without 100% proof that the timing belt was recently changed.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 08/01/2016 at 06:07

1

I 100% believe this about you.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro 08/01/2016 at 06:55

0

The truth HURTS

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/01/2016 at 09:49

0

Or anything with the audi 4.2 that hadn’t done chain and chain guides.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/01/2016 at 10:01

0

That's a good one. Isn't that on the back of the engine for some reason?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/01/2016 at 10:08

0

I don’t know. I just know they lunch themselves very easily.

Needmoargarage > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/01/2016 at 10:21

1

Yup. And it runs semi-important things like the power steering pump. Never have quite figured out Audi’s engineering logic...

Needmoargarage > Spridget 08/01/2016 at 10:22

1

Yeah...

I’ve done all of these. Wouldn’t recommend any.